Bigger or Better

Mark my words: this will change internet history.

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This might not surprise you, but below is a picture of a paperclip. It is red.



This red paperclip is currently sitting on my desk next to my computer. I want to trade this paperclip with you for something bigger or better, maybe a pen, a spoon, or perhaps a boot.

If you promise to make the trade I will come and visit you, wherever you are, to trade.

So, if you have something bigger or better than a red paperclip to trade, email me with the details at biggerorbetter@gmail.com

Hope to trade with you soon!

Kyle

PS
I'm going to keep trading up until I get a house. Or an Island. Or a house on an island. You get the idea.