WANTED: Greatest Public Speaking Promo Reel Ever OF ALL TIME
The internet is full of treacherously boring speaker promo videos. It's time to create the future and change the game forever via a next level video throwdown. Its time to unleash the Greatest Public Speaking Promo Reel Ever. OF ALL TIME.
Yet.
But I need your help.
Think Epic Meal Time crossed with that Lithuanian bottled water commercial crossed with Taxi Dave doing an impression of Napoleon Dynamite doing an impression of Anthony Robbins....holding a cat...but not just any cat, Keyboard Cat. Google that stuff if you don't know about it yet.
I've got lots of speaking and interview footage, but I'm willing to create a completely new production. Contact me if you make videos that melt peoples faces off.
I'LL GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD TO WORK WITH THE RIGHT PERSON.
Kyle
514-833-3980
THE OFFICIAL RULES OF BURGHINDER
The name of the game is Burghinder
It's just like Punch Buggy, but involves Burgundy Dodge Caravans.
Which are called a "Burghinder" ....or a "Ghind" for short
(The ‘h’ is silent)(The 'ind' is pronounced like INDia)
When you see a Ghind you yell out "Burghinder!" or "Ghind!" and get to punch somebody in the shoulder.
1 Punch - Burgundy Dodge Caravan (Any model from 1984 - present)
2 Punches - Burgundy Dodge Caravan pre-1991 model with original body shape and all-ghind interior
3 Punches - Turbo Ghind
5 Punches - Any custom designed Ghind (ex motorhome Ghind)
6 Punches - Woodghinder (wood panelled Ghind)
20 Punches - Convertible Ghind (extremely rare)
BUT, if you mistake the following for a Ghind, another person gets to punch YOU the following number of times:
2 Punches - Ghind sighter fails to yell out "Burghinder!" or "Ghind!"
3 Punches - any color not burgundy (Purple, Black Cherry, Red, etc.)
4 Punches - Other make/model of burgundy minivan (ex Toyota Sienna, Ford Aerostar)
5 Punches - Plymouth Voyager
6 Punches - Volkswagen Routan
8 Punches - Chrysler Town and Country
Happy Ghinding!
Caine's Arcade
A 9 year old boy who built an elaborate cardboard arcade in his dad's used auto parts store is about to have the best day of his life. Help Caine's Scholarship Fund: http://CainesArcade.com
The World's Longest Receipt™ is for sale for $18,871.93 on Etsy
What happens when you walk into a store and buy every single item? On May 20th, 2011, a group of artists walked into Hercules Fancy Grocery in New York City with a briefcase filled with $20,000 in cash and bought every single item for sale in the store. The total purchase price of everything in the store was $18,871.93
The sale price of the receipt is the exact total cost of all items in the store: $18,871.93
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