Originally from Belcarra, British Columbia, Canada, Kyle MacDonald has planted more than one hundred thousand trees, delivered more than one thousand pizzas, but eaten only one scorpion. He has also traded one red paperclip for a house only once.

He coordially invites you to edit his wikipedia bio as creatively as you desire.

When he's not stealing a flag from the Prime Minister's office or promoting Alberta Beef by hitch-hiking in a parade, you might find him leaving his wallet in El Segundo or hanging out in Bangkok modeling Italian Soccer jerseys to fund 4am Red-Bull and Rum-fueled urban hitchhikes. He also enjoys writing third-person bio pages for his website and loves to stand on street corners in Montreal hawking shoddily-bound English literature to Francophones in sub-zero temperatures.

His mom still cuts his hair.

Born: October 3, 1979

Lives: 503 Main Street, Kipling, Saskatchewan, Canada

A Tribe Called Quest
Beck
Beastie Boys
Bran Van 3000
Kurtis Blow
Pennywise
RHCP

The Castle
Napoleon Dynamite
Happy Gilmore
Back to the Future
Im Juli

Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure
'Round Ireland With a Fridge
Join Me
As The Crow Flies
The Yellow Pages

1981 Subaru Wagon 4x4 - Gold
1986 Toyota Tercel Wagon 4wd - White
1976 Camperized Dodge Tradesman 250 - Gold/White
1987 Toyota 4Runner - Black
1990 Subaru Legacy Wagon Awd - Blue
1990 Toyota Corolla Wagon 4wd - Red, white hood

Value Village
7-Eleven
Tim Hortons
Cafe Campus
Alley Cruising

Writer
Trade Show Rep
Treeplanter
Roughneck
Pizza Deliverer

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I just wrote a petition to the Queen of England: ocoinada.blogspot.com

I guess you can think of this as kind of like an internet petition version of the American Revolution - albeit with less spilled tea and without all those midnight horse rides. Hey, if anybody has a few spare horses and wants to organize some late night equestrian activites, be sure to let me know.

Kyle